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02 March 2010

ladies, put away your weird eyelash cream

Scene:


me at the table on the internet, him on the couch.  TV on.  Latisse commercial comes on. (you know, the magical prescription only eyelash grow gel that could make you blind)


Him: Why would anyone need this strange chemical to grow their lashes?


Me: Because this commercial is telling us women that if we don't have long, thick, luxurious lashes we won't be able to awkwardly dance with a cute boy at our blonde friend's birthday party.  We will be lonely and sad and cry all night long over the fact that no man will every love us and our stubby lashes.


Him:  I married you and have not once looked at or noticed your lashes.  

1 comments:

Em said...

Haha this is funny. I just wrote a post about getting eyelash extensions. For me, it's not about looking good for boys (really, it's not). I just like wearing make up and looking good for myself. And I'm sure Josh has never noticed my eyelashes either :)

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