Just before you dashed under my fridge, I saw your beady eyes staring at me while I sat on the couch enjoying The Bachelorette. Luckily, you are quicker, although not smarter, than me.
It took two days, but I knew you would creep out of your hiding spot right onto on of the traps I covered the entire floor in front of the fridge with.
I hope the word got out to your little friends to not mess with #5G.
love,
your worst nightmare.
Dear best man ever,
Thank you for disposing of said mouse before I got out of bed this morning. Your actions will be abundantly rewarded.
love,
your dream girl.
*disclaimer: I do love all creatures, just not mice and cockroaches.
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